Very rarely the problem worsens til i get really angry and feel like shoving a banana up the idiot's arse but for the life of me, today was that one time i truly wanted to put the holy banana up each and everywhere possible of that dumb fat biatch who continued talking shit to me even after i gave her the opportunity to walk off. She made me blow a fuse!!
she took up a rather large part of the dumb parking spot that could easily accomodated my huge ass car so i honked softly to let her know i wanted her to move just a lil slightly to her right.
it took her years to notice me and just to prove to you that there was ample space, she could open her driver side of the door widely while she was still seated in it.
so i made round of my freaking neighbourhood and i came back to where i was, this time from the opposite direction. and this time she was finally out of her car. so i again tapped my honk to get her attention. i signalled for her to shift her car a lil to the side and she acted like as though i was stoopid and said she can't fit it anymore to the right. i said move it and she talked shit, so needless to say, i flashed her the middle finger salute.
taking the cue she got in her car and dumbly drove it so tightly near to the next car that she could not even open her door. she then moved it slightly over and squeezed her fat rear out and yelled at me to see how tight it was for her. as i was in the wrong direction to get a good angle to drive in i decided to make another round. this time when i got back, she stood there and talked shit at me. i was furious. she had her opportunity to get the fuck away. NO... she decides to talk shit at me while my mum was telling me not to do anything about it. i would have just fucked away and ignored her if she hadn't still, at the end of the whole freaking 20 seconds i needed to cool down, stand there and talked shit at me.
i got out of my car ready to freaking teach her a lesson that women cannot think that men won't dare hit them. i will freaking hit anyone who fucking talks shit at me and is being freaking stupid in my face. i asked that dumb ass biatch what she wanted now that she proved her point?
she said "see i can't get in nor out of my car"
i said " why are you so dumb that you put yourself extremely close to the next car for when all i am asking is for you to move a lil bit?"
she repeated her self.
i told her she could have walked off after taht and she needn't talk shit at me the whole time.
she said i showed her the hand and told me she had the right to park there since she lives here too! (bollocks!)
i told her i could very well show her the finger again if i wanted to. ( at this point i was flashing it to her) i told her to bugger off. she finally understood and walked away.
i don't think i am proving how stupid people are just so i can feel good about myself. no. i am not justifying what i do as noble. but i feel compelled to tell you straight o your ugly face that if you are acting stupid, you should be made aware of that fact because you cannot get away with being stupid with me. learn the lesson. don't be STUPID. i will expect the same treatment if i was stupid too. people just won't learn until shit happens to them. well, never has shit looked so damn sexy in sponge yellow!
