Don Spongy gets upset for the first time in Sheffield

to certain individuals who live in my hall of residence, i don't fucking care whether you read this or not, but i just wanna tell you that you arseholes came a whisker's length of me kicking your face in and feeding your mofo fingers to the pigeons..... be sensible and dun bloody freaking slam your mofo doors late into the night while everyone else is trying to get a good sleep, donkeys! it's bad enuff that you drank the night away & laughed so loud it resonates through the corridors, but please have the freaking nuts to think about others... you piss the hell out of me one more freaking time and i swear i will pee at your door and put cockroaches in your soup, you freaking arseholes!


i hate getting upset and angry... don't freaking tempt me.


now i am gonna make you an offer you won't refuse... capish?




your neighbourhood godfather,

Don Spongy